This report was written as part of an assignment for the subject <Sex and Marriage>which chose the topic <Sex and Gender> to explain in a general way. The report was made by observing an anonymous real-life character named Go OOto describe in detail “who people are sexually attracted toand who they want to marry.” Team member Kang Jun (Department of Political Science and Foreign Affairs) proposed the ideaand Kang Soohyun (Department of Mechanical Engineering) agreed that Go OO was a suitable subject to include in the report.
The team then selected Go OO as the subject of observation and conducted the research in secret to ensure the most objective results. Basic information about Go OO is described below.
Observation object: Go OO
Age: 20
Height: Over 1m90
Weight: After direct weighingfound to be heavier than averagepossibly due to muscle.
Sports: Seems to maintain regular exercise as a hobby. Physical abilities are quite good.
Finance: Although there is no personal incomethe family is wealthy and is expected to inherit property within the next 20 years.
Appearance:
My fingers paused again. The plump tips lightly touched the keyboard a few times. The hesitation lasted only a moment. This time my hands moved faster.
Appearance: Very handsome
Appearance is a subjective factorbut based on objective criteriaGo OO can be classified as an attractive man. This is the reason why the research team chose Go OO as the subject of observation. Finishing the introductionI picked up the cup of coffee next to my laptop and drank it.
I had obviously made it before I startedbut I didn’t know if it was because I hesitated or thought too muchbut now the hot coffee had turned into cold coffee. One sip of the bitter coffee made me certain of one thing:
First Night Report.
1. Go OO tends to ignore other people's opinions and act on his own.
1-1. Alpha XY shows his power through a show of strength.
My eyes stopped on the blinking cursor. My fingers stopped typing on the keyboardpressed the delete buttonthen continued writing over and over again dozens of times. After a whilemy fingers stopped on the keyboardand then they continued moving. “Forget it.” I sighed helplessly.
1. Go OO always stands out in a crowd
2. Go OO is always the center of attention everywhere.
2-1. It seems to be due to his innate personality of looking down on others and his charisma. His appearance is also sharper than gentle.
2-2. He would attract more attention if he smoked. People are not attracted to men who smokebut because men look cool when they smoke.
X. Go OO is a fickle person.
X-1. Because he finds it interestinghe always annoys others to the point of being unbearable.
- According to Kang XXGo OO once had a meal with his colleaguesand after looking at the foodhe said: “Trash.”
- "The food is delicious too," he pushed the tray of food with his fingertips and walked away.
- If the person he likes doesn't listenhe will start harassing them.
- He is an extremely picky eater
3. Go OO is terrible
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7. Go OO is a bad guy.
※ But sometimes he's nice to me. Just to me. Sometimes.
※ Probably because of my inherent nature.
Do I really want to think about this right now?
But when reality suddenly strikespeople always find ways to escape with silly thoughts.
So in my mindI am pressing an imaginary “Backspace” key on the data on the screen that is turned off.
7. Go OO sometimes does bad things.
※ According to the observer's speculationhe was not aware of the seriousness of the joke he had made. Perhaps he himself did not even think it was a bad thing.
※ Due to family problems.
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27. Go OO is smart.
27-1. Learn one thing and he will know tenand that applies to sex as well. Surely God created Go OO to teach all men in this world what it means to feel inferior. Otherwisehow could a person be so perfect and yet so hateful?
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99. Go OO is a severe psychopathan uncontrollable piece of trash.
100 StillGo OO is worth loving.
100-1. The author also finds this strange.
101. The food Go OO makes looks like bone broth from hell (probably tteokbokki noodles)but it tastes pretty good.
101-1. What a strange child.